Dear sweet Jane, I’m writing to tell you
Feels like an age since last time I beheld you
Only a day away from your perfections
Here am I, transcribing my affections
All those fish, swimming the ocean
I'll never wish for more than this devotion
I'll never swish my quill with such a yearning
Soon, to you, these arms will be returning
And that was the vow - the vow that I was high on
But it was a cloud- a cloud that I was tumbled from
Cause when I was out about to catch the postman
Lo, behold, a girl on a bus stopped me cold
There she goes - hot as a lightening bolt - hot as a bomb
Heaven knows I wanna chase that bus, I wanna run
Dear sweet Jane I write heavy hearted
Something has changed since last time that we parted
Something has drained and scrambled my conviction
Oh that old Neanderthal affliction
And what of the sparks - those sparks I had to let slide
And what of the knot - this knot I need to get untied
For all of the hotties hotly taking bus rides
Oh, you know, I’m just about to let you go
There she goes - hot as a lightening bolt - hot as a bomb
Heaven knows I wanna chase that bus I wanna run

Oh – I know, I’m just about to let you go
Dear sweet Jane, Dear Sweet Jane, Dear Sweet Jane
Oh – I know, I’m just about to let you go
Dear sweet Jane, Dear Sweet Jane, Dear Sweet Jane
Oh – I know, I’m just about to let you go