作词 : Escalante
Make it like that famous country singer 
Or that guy 
I saw last night on 
Jerry Springer 
Clean me up but let me keep my edge, 
In the day i like to keep it dignified 
But at night you know 
I got another side 
And I don't give a damn, 
Cause I am what 
I am Even if it's really really bad. 
I've got an 
Ape Drape, 
Yes I do They're givin' them to anyone, 
And that means you 
You can drive to 
Riverside and get one too 
Then you'll have an 
Ape Drape like 
I do. Go ahead and buzz 'round the ears 
I've been growing that one braid back there for years 
I've had it since the first time 
I saw Queensryche 
The front may conform to society 
But the back says 
I have personality 
Even if it's really really, 
Even if it's really really bad. 
I've got an 
Ape Drape, 
Yes I do They're givin' them to anyone, 
And that means you 
You can drive to 
Riverside and get one too 
Then you'll have an 
Ape Drape like 
I do. Make it short in front and long in back! 
If the top's not short enough that it stands up 
I could be thrown out of the 
Bad Boy Club 
But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail 
Now fix my kid up so he looks like me, 
And then matching crazy pants are all we need 
Some may call it child abuse 
I just call it bonding with your 
Dad. Norco 
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