who cares if you're jewish
and your breathe smells of garlic
and your nose is a shining red light
to me you're gorgeous and everything's right
when I turn off the living room light
your clothes are old-fashioned
your knuckles are bony
your hair looks a terrible sight
but I don't have to see you the way that you are
when I turn off the living room light
when I turn off the living room light
I don't have to see you the way that you are
when I turn off the living room light
well it's not that you're ugly
and I'm not being cruel
it helps me to relax dear
it helps to keep me cool
now I'm not itending to make you feel ashamed
what's wrong in me pretending
cause you can't help being plain
your nose may be bulbous
your face may be spotty
your skin may be wrinkled and tight
but I don't want to see you the way that you are
so I turn off the living room light
we don't feel so ugly,we don't feel so draggy
we don't feel so twisted up tight
we don't feel we're ugly as the we really are
when we turn off the living room light
when we turn off the living room light
we don't feel we're ugly as the we really are
when we turn off the living room light