Klusterfuk -Tech N9ne I was born in november 8th day 1971st y'all 9oclock in the mornin a christian girl in kansas city gave birth y'all She taught the kid how to love and give all praises to our maker till the earth fall Then mama married a M****m when I was 12and that transition was the worst y'all I converted to I***m but every once in awhile I read a bible verse y'all How am I to refrain from eatin pork and havin christmas when I thirst all All of this it was blended many religions plenty women got my shirt y'all At home no longer attended when I was 17I bounced like a nerf ball Yeeeeah Spit it big quick My day I slay pie may trick don't get a b**ch hit (questionable) I'm mastering it I'm flyin around with equipment Really big time and now I'm not fittin this b**ch I'm ridin around and I'm grittin it To the people the people that want the evil I'm givin you that and a couple others a KLUS-TER-FUK Of a brother which you discover to KRUSH-MUCKS-UP In the gutter cause I'm a thug and they TOUGH-JUST-STRUCK On you MUUHF**KAS I'll be the BLOOD BROTHA givin you LOVE FROM the SLUG if you BUG on a NI**A TUG on a trigger no HUGS I'm a kiss her with GRUNGES and PLUG her with DRUGS when I give her DICK Fatherly when I spit on these kiddies don't bother me In the brown and red dickies Mahogany Red all over me like I hit an artery F**k all of these hypocrites lick a dick Just swallow me If you follow me and wanted to abolish me When I'm honestly a straight oddity I'm just twisted non-fictitious on this wicked sh*t spit it big quick Ready whenever machete will sever the head or be dead up in the lake or in the metal and big thick bricks Pucker up suck this nutter butter gutter slut If you wonder what is uttered this is KLUSTERFUK Ever seen a ni**a with hella followers and they love a ni**a so much he be wantin to tell them to kill HA HA HA HA HAAAA and they will So ya better watch that no this ain't a shock tactic got that bit down to the grill Heheheheheheheeeeh WAY REAL I got the sh*t that get the crowd jumpin My sh*t a lotta thumpin silly just like a DRUNKEN MONKEY Ni**a we PUNKIN FLUNKIES Killa we KRUNK N FUNKY Uhh PUMPING CHUNKY Uhh BOOTY B**CHES IN THE BUNK WITH A DONKEY EH Crazy I might be way in my psyche laid as a bright p a ( ) Playin they wanna fight me they don't really like me they gonna not replay Yeah I'm good and a little bit of evil Inside of me they about equal Call it a bust when I'm all in a rut I'm a Klusterfuk ni**a y'all are just FECAL Growin up low enough musta sucked PEOPLE Call me what call me a Klusterfuk FECAL Growin up low enough musta sucked PEOPLE Call me what call me a Klusterfuk Talk about growin up f**ked up I grew up with a mentally ill mother so it's no wonder that I'm slightly askew Her fanatical religious views had me sittin in pews 8days a week and because of that me and God didn't speak for a while Now I crack a smile when asked my religious preference I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin I'm a KLUSTERFUK I mixed up all the stuff religion that had to offer boiled it in my cauldron till the b******t burned off it All that was left was love I can't say I always rise above the trivial sh*t in my life cause I don't Sometimes my ego won't allow me to walk away if you know what I'm sayin I've done a lot of drugs sh*t I've done a lot of thugs but in the end As long as I'm aligned with love I KNOW I'm livin righteous By a landslide my energy Will kill a man why try mimic me Cause the fans tied identically Love it when the fans buy my memories By a landslide my energy Will kill a man why try mimic me Cause the fans tied identically Love it when the fans buy my memories By a landslide my energy (Growin up low enough musta sucked) Will kill a man why try mimic me Cause the fans tied identically (Call me what call me a Klusterfuk) Love it when the fans buy my memories By a landslide my energy (Growin up low enough musta sucked) Will kill a man why try mimic me Cause the fans tied identically (Call me what call me a Klusterfuk) Love it when the fans buy my memories