[00:01.499]Couple: Hello, Robbie!
[00:02.791]Robbie: Hello!
[00:04.614]Welcome home, Mr. and Mrs
[00:06.715]What is this? I'll tell you,
[00:08.558]This is just a package I’ve been holding
[00:11.176]It's addressed to Mrs. Goldstein
[00:13.497]What a co-op, what a lobby
[00:15.605]Every slob is acting snobby
[00:17.434]But you take a tip from Robbie
[00:19.277]You should tip your doorman
[00:25.033]The holidays are merry
[00:26.601]All the secrets that I carry
[00:28.450]One slip of the lip is scary
[00:30.285]'Cause tomorrow you’re not married
[00:33.173]I open the door, give kids high fives
[00:35.528]One, two, three
[00:36.820]I open the door and I watch your lives
[00:39.981]And the things you do
[00:41.817]So you better tip me
[00:43.911]'Cause I watch your lives
[00:46.193]Take a look at last year's tipping
[00:48.267]Many tenants were just skipping
[00:50.097]Out of town without no tipping
[00:51.662]So my lip I am unzipping
[00:53.749]From 8D, golly gee, 20 dollars and some wine
[00:57.414]But 6C, lousy, I've a secret, Mrs. Klein
[01:01.081]There's a second Mrs. Klein, she is at least 29
[01:04.761]She's 18, I'm being kind
[01:06.602]What was going through his brain?
[01:08.443]Next time when it's pouring rain
[01:10.282]From this fella, no umbrella
[01:12.093]Slip and fall, enjoy the sprain
[01:15.662]I open the doors, give kids high fives
[01:18.290]One, two, three
[01:19.319]I open the doors and I watch your lives
[01:22.483]Your private lives
[01:24.315]And I keep a journal
[01:27.183]All I ever wanted was to be in the majors
[01:31.630]Maybe play for the Yankees, or be wealthy in general
[01:36.092]But then my father, he got sick, and he’s doing better now
[01:40.760]I should call him, it’s been weeks, but he's not good on the phone
[01:46.526]Mr. Adams, Mrs. Eve
[01:48.641]This is your gift, I do believe?
[01:50.739]A tree planted in Tel Aviv?
[01:53.073]For your marriage, I now grieve
[01:55.175]You see only him and me know
[01:57.012]Back when you were getting chemo
[01:59.097]That nurse who was Filipino
[02:00.941]Got knocked up with a bambino
[02:02.776]And he shipped them off to Reno
[02:04.620]And you should have tipped me better
[02:06.197]At least 100 and a sweater
[02:08.022]Make it cashmere, there’s a letter
[02:10.117]From the nurse that would upset her
[02:13.531]I open the door, give kids high fives
[02:15.895]One, two, three
[02:17.202]I open the door and I watch your lives
[02:19.803]Your private lives
[02:22.588]Co-op, cooperate with me! With! Me!