The rich gal she ride in an automobile
 Poor gal do quite the same
 My gal she rides an old ugly hay wagon
 But she's getting round just the same
 
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 Well I'll be there in the morning if I live
 (If I live)
 I'll be there in the morning if I don't get killed
 (If I don't get killed)
 If I never, never see you no more
 Why don't you please remember me
 
 The rich gal when she's fighting, she'll bop you with a stick
 Poor gal do quite the same
 My gal get a rusty razor and run you all over town
 Because she's raising hell just the same
 
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 The rich gal, she drink that good ol' whiskey
 Poor gal she drink quite the same
 But my gal she drinks that nasty old Thunderbird wine
 And she gets twisted just the same
 
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 A rich gal she'll kiss you nice, she'll kiss you oh so sweet
 Poor gal she do quite the same
 My gal she'll jump on you, she'll snaggle on your lips
 And she will loving you just the same
 
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