作曲 : Dismemberment Plan
I rolled my eyes  burst into tears

And how appropriate can you get

The details emerged  the anger surged

I got to say I wish we never met

Hey  a party cruise on the River Styx

And I suppose it's just as well

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh  whoa-oh  it's so you

A Concorde ride  right to the Pearly Gates
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh  whoa-oh  it's so you

You mom was mad at all your friends

And vice-versa  It wasn't cool

I couldn't read your eulogy

I told your dad we kind of had an office pool
Hey  a party cruise on the River Styx

And I suppose it's the way to go

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh  whoa-oh  it's so you

A Concorde ride  right to the Pearly Gates

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh  whoa-oh  it's so you

We threw you a big Irish wake
I know that you're Bolivian  but
You always were the biggest fake

We chose the path of least resistance

And most fun

And most fun

And most fun

Let the record show

I will fight your legend at every turn

All the stories that were never true and the rep
That you didn't earn

I will do everything in
My power to make sure that this little stunt of yours
Gets you absolutely nowhere

But I guess I'm really talking to myself here