Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', butt mayonaise 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', it seems it's not my day 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', 
I passed some glass 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass 
I drank lots of apple wine last night 
And now my bowels, they don't feel so right 
Wet fart! 
Something don't feel right 
Wet fart! 
Soiled my pants tonight 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', butt mayonaise 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', it seems it's not my day 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', 
I passed some glass 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass 
Lack of control, what else can 
I say? My rectal dribble leaves a spot that stays 
Wet fart! 
No reason or rhyme 
Wet fart! 
Dinglberry time 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', butt mayonaise 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', it seems it's not my day 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', 
Ipassed some glass 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', butt mayonaise 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', it seems it's not my day 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', 
Ipassed some glass 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass 
Now I lessen for you all to hear 
Don't trust that feeling knocking at your rear 
Wet fart! 
I'm not that perplexed 
Wet fart! 
You just might be next 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', butt mayonaise 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', it seems it's not my day 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', 
Ipassed some glass 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', butt mayonaise 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', it seems it's not my day 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', 
Ipassed some glass 
Flirtin' with desaster, 
Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass