[00:10](Quench) [00:15] [00:00.00] 作曲 : Paul Heaton & Dave Rotheray [00:01.00] 作词 : Heaton, Rotheray [00:21.96]With a face like a crab's bus ticket [00:27.19]And skin like a llama's door mat [00:32.44]He was always gonna struggle [00:37.63]Nature had seen to that [00:40.50] [00:42.81]He dreamt of those old-fashioned movies [00:48.13]Where Bogart gets the dame [00:53.28]But a lorry load of Lorre [00:58.41]Is still the score of pain [01:00.80] [01:00.96]And he sings [01:03.63]I may be ugly [01:06.15]But I've got the bottle-opener [01:08.82]He may be fat but he's got the cork-screw [01:14.00]And in the party party politics of this ugly fame [01:19.40]There is no orderly queue [01:22.00] [01:24.40]With a chin like a tramp's juke-box [01:29.65]And eyes like a rhino's ash-tray [01:34.72]It was always going to be pantomime [01:39.88]That made him sing and dance anyway [01:42.56] [01:44.73]When you feel like London [01:47.97]And you look like Hull [01:50.13]You think Travolta pulled Newton - John [01:52.84]Who did John Hurt pull? [01:55.19] [01:55.85]And he sings [01:57.51]I may be ugly [02:00.26]But I've got the bottle-opener [02:02.82]He may be fat but he's got the cork-screw [02:07.95]And in the party party politics of this ugly fame [02:13.14]There is no orderly queue [02:18.14]And they compliment the compliment [02:23.34]And it's driving you insane [02:28.40]It's like talking to a helicopter [02:33.63]When you know that you're a plane [02:37.50] [02:38.84]Breath like a mountain goat's satchel [02:44.01]Nose like a pool of sick [02:48.83]But you always leave your flies ahoy [02:53.97]'Cause the world wants to suck your dick [02:56.57]Let it suck! [02:57.82] [02:58.85]And he sings [02:59.58]I may be ugly [03:01.93]But I've got the bottle-opener [03:04.15]He may be fat but he's got the cork-screw [03:09.07]And in the party party politics of this ugly fame [03:14.09]There is no [03:16.68]There is no [03:19.31]There is no [03:22.01]There is no orderly queue [03:25.83]