作曲 : Warren Joseph Etchison
Well i didn't mind the pimples on her behind
And i didn't care 'bout the crusties in her hair
But man it sure is rough
When you are goin down on that muff
And you open up your eyes, and much to your surprise...
She's got dingleberries, and funky doo doo
Umm dingleberries, nasty poo poo, on her bo bo
Look here *****, that s***'s makin my mustache itch
Go on s***, get in there and wash your butt...
Now do like i say
Well i didn't mind the tuna fish smell
And i didn't mind the flies
But i couldn't take that poo poo cake
And the burnin' in my eyes....
Dingleberries, funky doo doo
Oh the ***** had dingleberries, nasty poo poo on her bo bo
Alright..
Well i got one stuck in my teeth
Another one caught in my eye
I got one under my fingernail
And i put it back in the pie
Dingleberries, ooooh, funky doo doo
Mmmmmm, the ***** had dingleberries, nasty poo poo on her bo bo
Instrumental
(spoken)
That's the dingleberry blues