Gaitor Tails And Monkey Ribs - The McCoys
Gator tails and monkey ribs
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Gorilla biscuits and potato chips Whoa-yeah
Elephant grape juice and turtle pie
Banana split with a ham on rye
I met a girl down in Mississippi
Lives next door to my Uncle Flippy
Brought her on down to Smokey's Cafe
The waiter asked her what she wanted
And this is what she said whoa
I want
Gator tails and monkey ribs
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Gorilla biscuits and potato chips
Whoa yeah
Elephant grape juice and turtle pie
Banana split with a ham on rye whoa
The waiter was shocked he stood in his tracks
He jumped to the kitchen and he split right back
He had the chef by the hand
Said dig this chick I think she's insane
Yeah yeah yeah
I jumped to my feet and I gripped his jaw
The dude got nervous and they called the law
The next thing I knew I was sittin' in jail
Tryin' to figure out how to pay my bail
Yeah yeah yeah
Gator tails and monkey ribs
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Gorilla biscuits and potato chips
Whoa yeah
Elephant grape juice and turtle pie
Banana split with a ham on rye
Yeah yeah yeah
Gator tails and monkey ribs
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Gorilla biscuits and potato chips
Whoa yeah
Elephant grape juice and turtle pie
Banana split with a ham on rye whoa
Whoa
Whoa