[00:06.21]Hello worrld this is God [00:06.93]On a big planet in a small universe [00:09.33]There is an extremely important country called Britain the great [00:14.64]In it 5 people are being deluded into thinking they are making a film not about delusion but all about delusion [00:17.64]After all how would they know they were being deluded if they were being deluded [00:19.11]Absolutely dangerously dangett [00:19.89]My condition is a delusion created to escape my blame [00:21.42]And Dave thinks that glasgow police are superheros which his brain must have created [00:25.44]When the railings rattle in a mad bit of Glasgow the police make him feel safer [00:31.89]So his condition is a delusion based on fear it seems mainly [00:37.50]But that's nothing like me [00:41.61]Deluded in dy mind [00:52.32]I do good things and never lie [00:57.51]But sometimes our minds can be liars [01:00.78]And that's why it wasn't I [01:03.96]Belidia is nothing like me [01:06.96]She's really unlucky life see [01:10.14]She's prone to getting into a tight squeeze [01:13.35]She's broken 7 bones in her life see [01:16.71]There's no condition of delusion when it comes to Belidia at all [01:23.40]I thought I might be deluded cause her tale is ruddy unbelievable [01:29.58]A dislocated shoulder and a stolen car and a whole steal more [01:36.15]Her condition is of no dilusion Belidia is real to the core [01:41.46]But that's nothing like me either [01:42.75]Deluded in dy mind [01:45.45]I do good things and never lie [01:48.66]But sometimes our minds can be liars [01:51.99]And that's why it wasn't I [02:07.83]Steve I think he might be like me [02:11.10]I felt that his mind might just be lying [02:14.22]Something about him didn't quite fit [02:17.31]This is why I really like Steve [02:20.97]Steves opinion is a conclusion that a road can curse it's drivers [02:27.06]Which initially I figured was either stupid or at best his mind was mad [02:33.54]But how can I say he's stupid when the thing about delusions is that I wouldn't know I was mad [02:40.14]Steves only condition is thatit's my opinion he's deluded but maybe I am [02:46.08]So there's no way to tell delusions [02:49.29]From the concrete given facts [02:52.77]Maybe the common consensus [02:55.86]Is actually just madness [02:59.19]Maybe the whacky mad man [03:02.34]Is actually not mad [03:05.43]And maybe if I carry on shouting [03:08.55]You'll forget what I do bad [03:11.91]Deluded in dy mind [03:15.12]I do good things and never lie [03:18.27]But sometimes our minds can be liars [03:21.60]And that's why it wasn't I [03:36.96]So Dave is nothing like me [03:40.92]Belidia is nothing like me [03:43.86]Steve is nothing like me [03:53.46]But Bigfoot that's a different story