Where'd the control to my 
TV go,It's the witness to the world but a nuisance to my soul,
Where'd the control to my 
TV go,Trisha's on the telly man, 
I don't wanna know,
Just how low this country can go
Where'd the control to my 
TV go,This box is a prison without parole,
Where'd the control to my 
TV go,The weather girl forecasts rain and snow,
But outside my window, sunshine glows
Where's my control,
Where's my control, my control
I stick my hand down my settee,
And I get stuck 
I can't get free,
All I find's a measly 50p
And now I'm stuck on my settee,
With one hand free and shit 
TV,And I can't quite reach my cup of tea
Where's my control,
Where's my control, my control
Where'd my control go, 
I don't know,
Where'd my control go, 
I don't know,
Where, I don't know where
BBC and IT
V, they're meant to educate their 
PSBs,I might as well watch 
QVCQVC's alright with me, it's got exactly what 
I need,A brand new control for my 
TVWhere's my control,
Where's my control, my control (x2)
Where'd my control go, 
I don't know,
Where'd my control go, 
I don't know,
Where, I don't know where
Where'd my control go, 
I don't know, (where'd my control to my TV go)
Where'd my control go, 
I don't know, (where'd my control to my TV go)
Where, I don't know where