Bears don't dig on dancin'
 They just don't dig it.
 Bears don't dig on dancin'
Horses don't mind being ridden
 Dogs just love to do our biddin'
 Mice find mazes quite relaxin'
 Bubbles really cared for Michael Jackson
 But bears don't dig on dancing
Budgies like to play with bells
 Lassie lifted kids from wells
 Elephants like shifting logs
 Dissection is fun for frogs
 But bears don't dig on dancing
Wee canaries mining coal
 Ferrets bred to fit in holes
 Dogs take blind folk into town
 Kangaroos Jump Around.
Bears are surprisingly disinterested in dancing.
If you go into the woods today, 
You'd better go in disguise.
 If you go into the woods today,
 Prepare for a big surprise.
 Cos every bear that ever there was
 Will gather there for certain because
 Today's the day the bears are having a rave.
All around are grumpy bears
 Sitting there on plastic chairs
 Hanging out in sullen pairs
 They just don't dig on dancin'
Bears just cannot keep the beat
 Most of them have two left feet
 They like fighting and eating meat,
 And hibernating, lazy ****ers 
They just don't dig on dancing
You can hire the best DJ
 They won't boogie anyway
 Bears all reckon dancing's gay.
 Homophobic hairy ****ers
 Just don't dig on dancin'.
Bears don't dig on dancin'
 They just don't dig it.
 Bears don't dig on dancin'
Dolphins like autistic kiddies
 Cats are good for aging biddies
 Pigeons fly to bring you letters
 Sheep get shorn to make your sweaters.
Camels hump, donkeys haul
 A seal can catch a rubber ball
 I've seen monkeys wearing pants
 But bears think they're too good to dance
 Mother****ers don't dig on dancing.