[00:04.14]Yeah, yeah
[00:05.71]If I didn't have you
[00:11.02]If I didn't have you to hold me tight
[00:14.31](If I didn't have you)
[00:15.48]If I didn't have you to lie with at night
[00:18.68](When I'm feeling blue)
[00:19.84]If I didn't have you to share my sights
[00:23.06](Share my sights)
[00:24.12]And to kiss me and dry my tears when
[00:27.31]I cry Well
[00:28.66]I really think that I would...
[00:31.76]Have somebody else (If I didn't have you)
[00:37.40]If I didn't have you, someone else would do
[00:41.66]Your love is one in a million (One in a million)
[00:45.62]You couldn't buy it at any price (Can't buy love)
[00:49.82]But of the 9.999 hundred thousand other loves
[00:55.14]Statistically, some of them would be equally nice
[00:58.17](Equally nice)
[00:58.99]Or maybe not as nice but, say, smarter than you
[01:03.14]Or dumber but better at sport or tracing
[01:08.28]I'm just saying (I really think that I would)
[01:10.47]Probably (Have somebody else)
[01:15.34]Yeah (If I didn't have you)
[01:16.68]If I didn't have you someone else would do
[01:19.87](Someone else would surely do)
[01:20.98]If I were a rich man
[01:23.23]Diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-ee
[01:25.58]I guess I would be with a surgeon or a model
[01:27.55]Or a rellie of the Royals or a Kennedy
[01:29.51]Or a nymphomonical exhibitionist heiress
[01:32.09]To a large chain of hotels
[01:33.92]If I were a rich man, maybe
[01:35.72]I would fiddle
[01:36.47]Fiddle-diddle-diddle with the rich man girls
[01:39.02]I'm not saying that
[01:40.10]I'd not love you if
[01:40.73]I was wealthy or handsome
[01:42.40]But realistically there's lots of fish in the sea
[01:44.77]And if I had a different rod
[01:46.09]I would concievably land some
[01:47.66]Even though
[01:48.42]I am fiscally consistantly pitiable
[01:50.30]And considerably less
[01:51.43]Brad Pitt than
[01:52.12]Brad Pitiful
[01:53.14]Am I really so poor and ugly
[01:54.59]That you reckon only you could possibly love me?
[01:56.56]And I (Really think that I would)
[01:58.44]Probably (Have somebody else) (If I didn't have you)
[02:04.51]If I didn't have you, someone else would do
[02:07.81](Someone else would surely do)
[02:08.81]And look,
[02:09.03]I'm not undervaluing what we've got when
[02:10.79]I say That given the role chaos inevitably
[02:13.09]Plays in the inherently flawed notion of "fate"
[02:15.57]It's obtuse to deduce that
[02:17.03]I've found my soulmate at the age of seventeen
[02:18.69]It's just mathematically unlikely that at a university in
[02:22.41]Perth I happened to stumble on the one girl on
[02:25.21]Earth specifically designed for me
[02:26.85]And if I may conjecture a further objection,
[02:29.36]love is nothing to do with destined perfection
[02:31.62]The connection is strengthened, the affection simply
[02:34.27]grows over time
[02:35.65]Like a flower
[02:36.59]Or a mushroom
[02:37.43]Or a guinea pig
[02:38.42]Or a vine
[02:39.50]Or a sponge
[02:40.37]Or bigotry ...
[02:42.60]Or a banana
[02:44.16]And love is made more powerful
[02:45.56]By the ongoing drama of shared experience
[02:47.99]And the synergy of a kind of symbiotic empathy or...
[02:51.41]Something
[02:52.97]So I trust it would go without saying
[02:54.73]That I would feel really very sad
[02:56.60]If tomorrow you were to fall off something high
[02:59.13]Or catch something bad
[03:01.03]But I'm just saying
[03:02.41]I don't think you're special
[03:04.67]I-I mean,
[03:05.68]I think your special
[03:06.74]But you fall within a bell curve
[03:10.07]I mean, I'm just saying
[03:11.40]I (Really think that I would)
[03:12.31]Probably (Have somebody else)
[03:14.55]I think you are unique and beautiful (Unique and beaut)
[03:18.56]You make me happy just by being around (Being around)
[03:23.06]But objectively, you would have to agree that baby when
[03:26.56]I found you
[03:27.89]Options were relatively thin on the ground
[03:30.83](Thin on the ground)
[03:31.91]You're lovely but there must be girls as lovely as you
[03:35.81]And maybe more open to spanking or table tennis
[03:41.54]I'm just saying (Really think that I would)
[03:42.98]Probably (Have somebody else)
[03:44.89]I mean I reckon it's pretty likely that if, for example
[03:47.57]My first girlfriend,
[03:48.74]Jackie, hadn't dumped me
[03:50.09]After I kissed
[03:50.95]Winston's ex-girlfriend
[03:51.94]Neah at Steph's party back in 1993
[03:54.38]And our variables would probably have been
[03:56.50]Altered by the absence of that event
[03:58.78]To have meant the advent of a tangential narrative
[04:01.32]In which we don't meet
[04:02.86]Which is to say there exists a theoretical hypothetical parallel life
[04:06.68]Where what is is not as it is and
[04:08.58]I am not your husband and you are not my wife
[04:10.58]And I am a stuntman living in
[04:12.61]LA Married to a small, blonde
[04:14.36]Portuguese skier
[04:15.30]Who, when she's not training
[04:16.55]Does abstract painting
[04:17.61]Practices yoga
[04:18.74]And brews her own beer
[04:19.86]And really like making home movies
[04:21.88]And suffers neck down alopecia
[04:28.80]But with all my heart and all my mind,
[04:30.93]I know one thing is true
[04:32.99]I have just one life and just one love and, my love,
[04:36.03]That love is you
[04:36.87]And if it wasn't for you,
[04:39.21]Darling you (Really think that I would)
[04:41.93]Probably (Have somebody else) (If I didn't have you)
[04:48.23]If I didn't have you someone else would surely do
[04:56.96]