作词 : Emerick, Keith
  Artist/Band: Keith Toby
 Lyrics for Song: **** With Willie
 Lyrics for Album: Shock'n Y'all
 (Toby Keith/Scotty Emerick)
 
 I always heard that his herb was top shelf
 I just could not wait to find out for myself
 Don't knock it til' you tried it, Well I tried it my friend
 And I'll never smoke **** with Willie again
 
 I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
 He fired up a fat boy and passed him around
 The last words that I spoke before they tucked me in
 Was I'll never smoke **** with Willie again
 
 I'll never smoke **** with Willie again 
 My parties all over before it begins
 You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
 But I'll never smoke **** with Willie again
 
 I hopped on his old bus, the Honey Suckle Rose
 The party was Vegas it was after the show.
 Alone in the front lounge with just me and him,
 With one parting puff grim creeper set in.
 
 I'll never smoke **** with Willie again 
 My parties all over before it begins
 You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
 But I'll never smoke **** with Willie again
 
 Now we're passing the guitar and telling good jokes
 I know ones a-comin' cause I'm smelling smoke
 No I do not partake, I just let it pass by
 With a smile on my face and a great contact high
 
 I'll never smoke **** with Willie again 
 My parties all over before it begins
 You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
 But I'll never smoke **** with Willie again
 
 In the fetal position with drool on my chin
 I messed up and smoked **** with Willie again