[00:14.08]Jack my brake at the traffic stop
[00:17.07]Interstate lookin' like a parkin' lot
[00:20.18]Fatboy flying on a fatboy bike
[00:23.34]Weavin' in and out and passin' me by
[00:26.52]I honked my horn and shot the bird at that crazy SOB
[00:32.57]Even if deep down I was wishin' it was me
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[00:38.96]But if I had one I'd have to say
[00:42.30]I'd probably do the same dang thing
[00:45.96]Pull her to the shoulder and let that steel horse run
[00:50.91]I'd be hell on wheels if I had one
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[00:57.59]Called my brother said how you been
[01:00.43]We ain't been fishin' since I don't know when
[01:03.33]He said this graveyard shift's a graveyard grind
[01:06.70]I got more bills than I got time
[01:09.96]I'd love to weigh the line but my wife'll just stay on my case
[01:15.59]I said I guess I know who wears
[01:19.45]The pants around your place
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[01:22.29]But if I had one I'd have to say
[01:25.66]I'd probably do the same dang thing
[01:28.86]Stay at home holdin' my baby when the workday's done
[01:34.90]Yeah I'd try to keep her happy if I had one
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[01:40.84]Sittin' on a barstool talkin' to a lady
[01:44.04]She's runnin' my tab up callin' me baby
[01:47.04]Buy her a drink she'll let you chase her
[01:50.20]Watch her shake her money maker
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[01:56.36]But if I had one I'd have to say
[01:59.60]I'd probably shake it the same dang way
[02:02.83]Hike it up high so I could get it some
[02:08.87]I'd never buy another beer if I had one
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[02:14.38]You know things would be different if I had one
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[02:21.05]That's what I'd do, if I had one of those
[02:24.78]
[02:25.71]I'd do it just like that, right... there
[02:28.03]
[02:31.18]Thing's would be different if I had one too
[02:34.21]
[02:35.69]But I don't
[02:37.96]
[02:38.81]But if I had one
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[02:42.30]Yeah, buddy Ooooh, buddy
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