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Gee, had such a blast last night, it really was a gas. |
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Did I like the bag Dad gave me? Oh, massively! |
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It's hard core and it's fancy leather... it must have cost a bomb. |
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It's the thought that counts, ostensibly |
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Now please don't get me wrong. |
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Now I have a plane to catch, you know I hate to fly. |
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I just stuff myself with sedatives, my Suzy's at my side. |
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And when we're there we'll just relax, |
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I know this Lebanese..a raffle with no chemicals! |
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I could get down on my knees and praise the lord... Praise the lord! |
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They came at 4 A.M., they did not use the bell |
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Wearing gas masks, wielding rifles, moaning about the smell of chick peas. |
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Now it's been five years since I saw daylight, since i've smiled... |
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Only yesterday they told me time's come for my trial. |
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I will plead my innocence of what I am accused, |
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They'll be so impressed I'll blow their shoes off |
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Shoes off...shoes off...walk free... |
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"You have no choice." "I can't do it!." |
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"You have no choice" |
