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I was so bored with my old life |
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I was so bored with decent odds |
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My new roommate left her debit card |
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Some sort of test for me. It's too hard |
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Try to run an errand. Nervous sweat |
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I rush back home and if i win i'll give her half |
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I bet |
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Online casino in the caymans |
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Legal disclaimer writ for layman's |
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I moved back into new canaan |
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Babysit my sister's kids; its rainin' |
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They fuss a bit while i put them to bed |
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And grumpy, sitting on the couch, i get it in my head |
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Take metro north. A silver candlestick |
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To aquaduct on lirr. Pick |
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I was so bored with my new life |
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I felt like i knew all the odds |
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I bet 'gainst myself i wouldn't wager |
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My boyfriend's mother's mansion (nothing major) |
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I stole the deed one night when she was drunk |
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I drove onto the reservation with it in my trunk |
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Sensors beep the threshold when i crossed it |
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Thirty thousand marker soon i lost it |
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Baltimore inner harbor (sports) zone |
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Being courted. He's talking on his cell phone |
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'let me tell you why i think i love her |
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She knows you always take the bye week dome home team to cover.' |
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Go up to pimlico and i choose |
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It's no fun if it's fine when you lose |
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I was so tired with all the angles |
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I was so bored with losin' easy |
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So i gambled on going further a-field |
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So i flew to sydney and then to bali and then to jakarta |
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And called on my step-father's ex-business partner |
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Major timmy sastrosatomo |
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And he set me up as a silver smith/batik dabber |
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In a house once owned by the princes of mataran. |
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And he told me all his troubles |
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We bribed a cfo at semen cibinong |
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To get them to buy a 40% stake |
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And we got a 5 million dollar order from nieman marcus, |
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Which we filled about 10% |
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But i did sell them my children's book |
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Which i said was a south sumatran |
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Folk tale--which went like this: |
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I played cards for seven days straight, |
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Was up $47 dollars late |
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Evening as the sun went down i saw |
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The ace of diamonds up his sleeve--black velvet on his paw. |
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I fold, say goodbye politely. |
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They bark, you don't get off that lightly |
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I dreamed of a casino way up in the hills of borneo |
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Where i lost with the giant flying squirrels and orangutans and great |
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Morman butterflies all day long. |
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'Til the bulldozers turned us into whole fruit fruit bar sticks and |
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China markers |