Raindrops on the football field
now my work is done
when it came to sexual kicks 
I had the normal ones
Raised in Kingston up on hull
I joined a skiffle band
the children on the playground 
made me feel more than a man 

wait wait until my love is true
I gotta find out find out how I'm gonna pay you 
Think you're the guy that brings me joy
you're a fine hermaphrodite 
a lovely lady boy

You're from Thailand 
that's not my land
keep it real 
keep your hands off my tail
I've got a penis 
you're in between us 
she is the cleanest 
lady boy from hull

Fly to Anna Lucia on a beach retreat 
drinking from volcanoes 
like a f f feeding feast
I wanna take he her on holiday 
I wanna show it a good time 
problem in the bedroom 
is I cant tell which one's mine

wait wait until my love is true
I gotta find out find out how I'm gonna pay you 
Think you're the guy that brings me joy
you're a fine hermaphrodite 
a lovely lady boy

You're from Thailand 
that's not my land
keep it real 
keep your hands off my tail
I've got a penis 
you're in between us 
she is the cleanest 
lady boy from hull
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