All things considered I feel quite alright today I don't remember where I was I don't remember who I was with I shouldn't have had that last dance I shouldn't have had that last drink And I'm sorry for whatever I did to make you leave 'cause last night they had to carry me home Last night they had to carry me home Whoever you thought you met Sure as hell wasn't me I may not remember things But I do remember that much And I'm sorry for whatever I did to make you leave 'cause last night they had to carry me home Last night they had to carry me home Last night they had to carry me home