While the symphony played 
I was starting to fade '
Til I woke with a cymbal crash 
I turned to my right 
You were gone, that's all right 
These Platonic things are a burn 
I walked out on the street 
While the big city lights 
Tried to sell me on a way of life 
That I was already living 
Well, a limousine longer than 
The Golden 
Gate Bridge 
Pulled up alongside me at the curb 
All the glass was blacked out 
So I knew there was somebody 
Very important in there 
Then the door opened up 
And a blonde in the shadows said, "Get inside." 
And of course, 
I got inside [Chorus] 
Madonna, is that really you 
Madonna, whatcha gonna do 
Feelings only you can have 
Never in the photograph 
Feelings only you can have 
Well, she took me back to her penthouse 
And showed me all of her platinum records 
And of course there were a lot 
Then we sat on the sofa 
And she turned on a classical station 
But the reception was poor 
And we sat there and talked 
And talked a little more 
And one things led to another 
As they often do in these situations 
All the stars are shining tonight for me 
All the stars are shining tonight glory be [Chorus] 
In the morning 
She fixed me a continental breakfast 
And then she said, "Well, good-bye." 
And I said, "Can I see you again?" 
And she said, "No." 
And I said, "Well, goodbye." 
And I never told anyone about this '
Cause after all 
It's none of their business what she or 
I did