作词 : Mael, Mael
Well, it's 
Saturday night and 
I'm still free 
And I ain't never gonna be 
Eaten by the monster of love 
It's hard to fight it off much more 
I hear it drooling by the door 
Eaten by the monster of love 
It ain't a pretty sight to see the way it leaves 'em 
It chews them up and spits out creatures with those 
Goo-gooy-ey eyes 
Sick sickly smiles 
It just isn't right 
And my father said "don't worry, son" 
But look at him, he should have run 
Eaten by the monster of love 
Well, it's worse than war, it's worse than death 
There ain't too many left who ain't been 
Eaten by the monster of love 
Buy a dog and that might help 
Sometimes, though, a dog gets grabbed and 
Eaten by the monster of love 
Eaten by the monster of love 
Let it huff, let it puff 
Eaten by the monster of love 
I hate to gripe, but 
I just ain't the type (Don't let it get me, don't let it get me, [etc.]) 
I know some really good, good people 
Overcome, and piece by piece they were 
Eaten by the monster of love 
Sometimes it takes a nip at me 
But I'm too quick to ever be 
Eaten by the monster of love