作词 : Mael, Mael
Now I stutter, now 
I dribble 
Other than that, 
I'm lots like 
I was then 
The decline and fall of me 
I just shaved my nose off, oh well 
Other than that, 
I'm lots like 
I was then 
The decline and fall of me 
If I had a hammer 
I would drop it and break it 
Look at the pieces 
Now I've got a hobby, 
I collect frozen pizzas 
Check out my pizzas 
Now your jokes seem really funny 
Other than that, 
I'm lots like 
I was then 
The decline and fall of me 
Where's my mouth, man, this eating is rough on the shirts 
Gee, I'm sorry about the thermometer, nurse 
Would you tell me again, which are girls, which are guys 
Gee, I thought that this finger meant so long, goodbye 
Chart position, bubbling under, drowning 
And goodbye future 
Mrs. Mael, 
Mael The decline and fall, decline and fall, decline and fall of me 
I'm fading away 
I'm fading away 
I'm fading away