作词 : Mael, Mael
Don't play that riff 
Don't play that riff 
Don't play that riff 
That takes me back 
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There was a girl y 
She called me 
Fats But in one night 
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One night, one steamy night 
I'd lose a kilo each hour 
In ten nights, ten steamy nights 
And figure a kilo each hour 
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Then came this guy 
Some foreign name 
Had chubby hands 
Wore lots of chains 
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That's it 
What's done is done 
Erase the past if you can 
With ice cream, with coconut pie 
In less than a week 
I'd undone 
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Don't play that riff 
She sang that riff 
All through the night 
It's coming back 
I've gained an ounce 
I've gained a pound 
Another pound 
I've gained a ton 
So last July 
This girl pulls up 
Blonde hair, so what 
She says "hey Fats" 
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