The satellite's tracking Santa We'll text our Christmas list And leave our mobile numbers To help out old Saint Nick Sometimes we stop and wonder Has that old bubble burst? Or will this Christmas morning Be like the first But tonight we'll still thank Santa Claus And raise a glass to friends of ours Peace on Earth, goodwill to all The future is the past Let's have a slow light, Snowball fight, Silent night, Dynamite 21st century Christmas Magic morn Tree adorned All at home Safe from harm 21st century Christmas We'll microwave some popcorn And put on a DVD Thanks Uncle Jimmy Savile For fixing you and me These days we watch and wonder Has Christmas lost it's touch? And will our chocolate money Be worth that much?