Life 2: The Unhappy Ending Stars [Scene one: We found ourselves inside the car Our hero has just gone too far His lover bleeding in the back He removes the lucky from the pack He knows now that he can't turn back [Cut to: He realizes that he's through Whispers, "Darling, let's have fun" As they exit doing 91 Drives until he's in the woods If he loses them, he's gone for good Life was supposed to be a film Was supposed to be a thriller Was supposed to end in tears But life, could be nothing but a joke Could be nothing but a con Where's my unhappy ending gone? Oh, life was supposed to be a film Was supposed to be a thriller Was supposed to end in fire But life, could be nothing but a joke A sentimental little card Where's my unhappy ending gone? Where's my unhappy ending? [Her: Here is the scene where you save the day Why can't the ending be happy? Why must it always resolve this way? [Fade in: Our hero strokes his lover's hair Says, "Don't worry, love, we're almost done" Says, "I could have really been someone" Outside, they surround the house with pistols drawn It's a waiting game until the dawn Sergeant says, "He can't go on We know now that he can't go on" Oh, life was supposed to be a film Was supposed to be a thriller Was supposed to end in blood But life, could be nothing but a joke A sentimental little card Where's my unhappy ending gone? Oh, life was supposed to be a film Was supposed to be a thriller Was supposed to end in fire But life, turns out it's nothing but a dream And I'll miss it when it's gone I want the story to go on and on and on and on And on and on and on and on and on and on But it can't go on But it can't go on But it can't go on But it can't go on But it can't go on But it can't go on