[00:12.570]Ask me how do I feel,
[00:14.780]Now that we're cosy and clinging,
[00:18.950]Well sir, all I can say is
[00:22.110]If I were a bell I'd be ringing!
[00:24.830]From the moment we kissed goodnight,
[00:27.490]That's the way I just gotta behave,
[00:31.250]And if I were a lamp I'd light,
[00:34.350]Or if I were a banner I'd wave!
[00:37.270]Ask me how do I feel,
[00:39.830]Little me with my quiet upbringing,
[00:44.980]Well sir, all I can say is
[00:46.330]If I were a gate I'd be swinging!
[00:49.250]And if I were a watch,
[00:51.230]I'd start popping my spring,
[00:55.450]Oh, and if I were a bell
[00:57.410]I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".
[02:49.110]Ask me how do I feel
[02:50.950]From this chemistry lesson I'm learning,
[02:54.880]Well sir, all I can say is
[02:56.220]If I were a bridge I'd be burning!
[03:01.730]Well, I knew my moral would crack
[03:05.810]From the wonderful way you looked,
[03:07.910]Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack,
[03:10.940]Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!
[03:13.510]Ask me how do I feel
[03:15.840]Now that we're fondly caressing,
[03:20.370]And if I were a salad,
[03:21.580]I know I'd be splashing my dressing!
[03:32.140]Yes, and if I were a bell,
[03:35.420]I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".
[03:38.110]and if I were a bell,
[03:39.960]I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!"