作词 : Steven Sater
KING OF HEARTS: Do you think we think you're Alice
JURY: Do you think we think you're Alice
QUEEN OF HEARTS: You're so the one and only Alice
JURY: So the one and only Alice
KING OF HEARTS: And we're nothing when you're not here
JURY: No, no, nothing when you're not here
DUCHESS: And so something once you've got here
JURY: So, so, something once you've got here
CANARY: Do you think we think "Oh, Ducky-"
JURY: "Now you're here, dear god we're lucky!"
MAD HATTER: "Now you're here we'll all go punting"
JURY: "Now you're here my heart is thumping"
CATERPILLAR: Like we're waiting 'til you turn the page
DUCHESS: To pop out of our dismal beige
KING OF HEARTS: 'Cause Wonderland was silent
JURY: Oh, our minds could get so mindless
QUEEN OF HEARTS: 'Til some visit from your highness
JURY: First you're high now you're highness
KNAVE OF CLUBS & JURY: Everything just waiting here in place
JURY: A hopeless place
ALICE: Well you're no one without Alice
CANARY: Oh, we're no one without Alice
MAD HATTER: Such a no one
ALICE: No, I'm Alice
KING OF HEARTS & QUEEN OF HEARTS: No, no, no, no, no, no Alice
ALICE: I fell down the hole to get here
JURY: Yes, you dug a lovely ditch dear
DUCHESS, spoken: Do you think we give a fig, dear?
KING OF HEARTS: Do you think we hold no wisdom
JURY: Do you think we hold no wisdom
QUEEN OF HEARTS: 'Til our pages hold you in them
JURY: 'Til our pages hold you in them
Like we're here to scratch your Alice itch
QUEEN OF HEARTS, spoken: Guilty bitch!