作词 : Smash Mouth She's 15 and she's leaving home Living on the streets where she don't feel alone Daddy's always gone and mommy's on the sauce Living in a mansion it's easy to get lost She's going to a place where they understand Baby's on the way her womb's a garbage can Who said anything about a good life This one's bad bad bad bad Gonzo again - just another entry to the neverending story Wasted again - I think you need a new best friend Nervous in the alley off the boulevard Shaking all over and the panic starts You see she needs to get her prescription filled And she knows exactly how she'll be billed Nervous in the alley waiting for a fix She ain't got no money just a couple of tricks Who said anything about a charmed life This one's sad sad sad sad Gonzo again - just another entry to the neverending story Wasted again - I think you need a new best friend Who said anything about a good life Who said anything about a charmed life Who said anything about a fair life It's mad Dying in the alley waiting for her man Carrying her child and a sleeping bag Should have would have could have never crossed her mind So she passes on to the other side Here he comes suit shades car and a beeper Sugar daddy pimp pushing fucking grim reaper Who said anything about a fair life This one's mad mad mad mad Gonzo again - just another entry to the neverending story Wasted again - I think you need a new friend Gonzo again - just another entry to the neverending story Wasted again - she's got herself a new best friend BEER GOGGL ES I don't love you but I want to Just give me something I can hold on to Come on baby and speed your lust to me Here's my number on a cocktail napkin Think about it like a loaded weapon Cock the hammer and point that thing at me Why don't you call Why don't you call Why don't you call Kill me for the thrill of it all I want someone anyone Tall ones short ones skinny ones I want someone anyone You spend your nights at home crying I spend mine death defying I call it testing morality So pull the goggles down over your eyes And say good night to the rest of the barflies I'm forever yours temporarily Why don't you call Why don't you call Why don't you call Kill me for the thrill of it all I want someone anyone Drunk ones spun ones anyone I want someone anyone Fat ones whacked ones give me some I want someone anyone Spend some rent one lend me one Fun ones dumb ones gypsy chicks on rocks Done ones even chicks with chicken pox I want someone anyone I want someone anyone I want someone anyone I want someone anyone Drunk ones spun ones give me some I want someone anyone Fat ones whacked ones anyone I want someone anyone IF YOU DON' T If you don't wanna be Like all the rest of them Like all my so called friends Walk with me, stand by me Take what you want from me Get what you feel you need If it means that much to you Take it please Chorus: If you don't come if you don't go If you think theres something I should know You can come and share your misery with me Yeah with me Why don't you understand That my hearts lying in your hands You squeeze and bleed me dry I try to live you want me to die If it means that much to you If you think theres something I should do Take what you want from me Get what you need take it please If you don't come if you don't go If you think theres something I should know You can come and share your misery with me Yeah with me If you don't come if you don't go If you think theres something I should know You can come and share your misery with me Yeah with me If you don't come if you don't go If you think theres something I should know You can come and share your misery with me