[00:03.26]Get your booze, light your blunts up, get your hard drugs, and we doing it. [00:08.21]I serve your ass like John McEnroe [00:10.22]Put a .45 Colt to the back of your skull [00:12.39]Cut my finger on a razor blade bagging up blow [00:14.50]Hit the back door with a little strag and a ho [00:16.63]Yeah you heard the news [00:18.67]That I’m back from the grave just to murder yous [00:20.52]And I’ve been up in the streets kicking curbs in shoes [00:22.96]Number one draft pick with the vertical [00:24.39] [00:25.02]White men can’t jump nah but I can dump slugs from a shotgun pump [00:28.84]I come from a hood you do not come from [00:31.15]If you think I’m no good take a shot dumb dumb [00:33.59]Dummy come and try to take shit from me [00:35.52]Little rookie, looky how the cookie’s so crumby [00:37.52]I ain’t owe the dealer or the bookie no money [00:39.81]I just owe it to the world cause I’m looking so funny [00:41.76]99 bottles of beer on the wall [00:43.62]99 problems and you’re hearing them all [00:45.69]99 ways, 99 lines, 99 rhymes spit 99 times [00:49.94]Drink that, sip that, smoke that, sniff that [00:53.93]Break that, take that, 99 bottles of beer on the wall [00:58.49]She asked 99 times for a sixty-nine [00:59.86]And love how I rhyme with a shifty mind [01:02.42]I told her 99 times that the shit was mine [01:04.42]Make it 98, the bitch was one sip behind [01:06.62]And if I don’t make it I’mma switch to crime [01:08.87]But I’m leaning real hard on this gift of mine [01:10.93]Wouldn’t you if you were spitting so sewer [01:12.94]Strawberry blunts with the milk and Kahlua [01:15.00]You’re like what’s he think cause a milk and Kahlua is a pussy drink [01:18.94]What’s a dime piece worth if her pussy stinks? [01:21.32]I have been knocked down and pushed to the brink [01:23.44]I stick with the reek cause I reek of the stink [01:25.63]So come and take a whiff when I speak what I think [01:27.83]I roll up in the club, take a leak in the sink [01:29.89]Then I bounce from the spot with a freak in a mink [01:32.01]99 bottles of beer on the wall [01:33.81]99 problems and you’re hearing them all [01:35.94]99 ways, 99 lines, 99 rhymes spit 99 times [01:40.12]Drink that, sip that, smoke that, sniff that [01:44.42]Break that, take that, 99 bottles of beer wallon the [01:48.59]I’m the cream of the crop with the scheminist plot [01:50.71]He’s back from Hell and the demon is hot [01:52.72]I’m a nightmare now, are you dreaming or not? [01:54.72]Jumping out the whip drunk and I scream at a cop [01:56.77]Oh I don’t know what you take me as [01:58.42]A snake in the grass or maybe I’m an atheist [02:00.72]But you mother****ers scared of my crazy ass [02:02.79]I’ll cut you up and put you in a Macy’s bag [02:05.66]And **** what the media thinks [02:07.10]I translate Sally Wong just to read to the *chinks* [02:09.03]If you don’t get I’m fooling around [02:11.78]I’ll hold your head under till the water in a pool you drown [02:13.67]Clutching the Uzi, shoot it around [02:15.48]Popping your top off a beautiful sound [02:17.40]So when the city burns down all the looters around [02:19.59]Stay stuck in the ****ing dirt like a root in the ground [02:21.84]99 bottles of beer on the wall [02:24.09]99 problems and you’re hearing them all [02:26.22]99 ways, 99 lines, 99 rhymes spit 99 times [02:30.63]Drink that, sip that, smoke that, sniff that [02:34.07]Break that, take that, 99 bottles of beer wallon the