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We packin' diamond pistols |
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Uh, baby get low 'cause I already am |
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Starin' through a skirt like I'm Superman |
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My hair at an inch, your boy Dapper Dan |
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I always look fit, I ain't got a cramp |
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Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term |
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Controlling my joystick, now it's your turn |
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I don't listen to a chirp, bro that's your bird |
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Dude's bent out of shape 'cause they got curved |
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I could suck a titty while I'm standing up |
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Don't ever ******* tell me I ain't man enough |
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Standing 5'8", voice 6'5" |
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Your whole whip crackin' 'cause we're short guys |
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Ayy, ayy, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid |
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On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay |
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Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow |
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You don't need your heels girl, just bring a towel |
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I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty |
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Short king, mama ayy |
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I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty |
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Short king, mama ayy |
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And no "must be this tall to ride" |
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I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy |
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I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty |
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Short king, mama ayy, shorty |
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All my shirt tags say XM |
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Five girls sayin' I'm they best friend |
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Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed |
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She all in my hotspot 'cause she tetherin' |
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Still stand tall I don't need height |
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Using all my words I ain't gotta fight |
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The glove only comes off at night |
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Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right |
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Stuntin' in my platform shoes |
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I serenade, you just built like a flute |
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In the airport lounge, sippin' free booze |
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In economy, still got leg room |
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Ayy, ayy |
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I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid |
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On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay |
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Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow |
| [01:45.54] |
You don't need your heels girl, just bring a towel |
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I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty |
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Short king, mama ayy |
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I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty |
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Short king, mama ayy |
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And I must be this tall to ride" |
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I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy |
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I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty |
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Short king, mama ayy, shorty |
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Welcome back to Short Kings Radio |
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Now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners |
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Caller Number Five, you are on the air |
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Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG |
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Uh, that new s**t, uh (Mhm), that s**t got me laid |
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I'm 5"2' and like I've never had a song |
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That empowers me as a Short King (Haha, okay) |
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So I just wanna say, thank you TMG, |
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Thank you blackbear for getting me uh, ******* laid dude |
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Uh, it was sick, dude thank you |
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Thank you so much |
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Haha, well that's great to hear caller, glad you got your **** wet |
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Next up, Halsey |