作词 : Fred Ebb
 作曲 : John Kander
Good evening how've you been
Go away you know how I've been
I only want to talk why are you afraid
I've always been afraid of you
But why
I don't know
It will change
Someday you'll recognize me
As your friend
No never my friend go away
But I am beautiful
Yes you are
And I am warm and kind and gentle
Why don't you like me
I don't know
Someday you will understand
I am your friend
Some day you will kiss me
Never never go away go away
Someday you'll give in
Of course you will all men do
Yes all men kiss me and you will too
You'll part my lips and rest yours there
You'll run your fingers through my hair
Your cries of pleasure
Will heat the cool night air
When you kiss me
And you will kiss me
But not now
Not yet
Not now
Now that you have found this perfect place
Permanent delight lights up your face
Never mind the rhumba beat of sweet *******
Just change this morbid scene
Take some more ********
And do ooh ooh ooh ooh
The ******** Tango
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh