Can't give you a reason to take yourself So seriously But I'll give you a way to enjoy yourself Come over here with me You say you don't wanna leave your house Feelin' sad and blue Well here's a reason to change your mind You're invited dog party come on in Well I said you're invited dog party Bring a dog or your ugly girlfriend You're invited dog party come on in You're invited dog party We'll drop the meat you bring in the sand And throw it on the grill I'll bring my own that you won't have But I think your sister will Got a stud wants to meet your b***h If nature has it's way It don't mean we're related no no no