If you were a cowboy I would trail you,
If you were a piece of wood
I’d nail you to the floor.
If you were a sailboat
I would sail you to the shore.

If you were a river
I would swim you,
If you were a house
I would live in you all my days.
If you were a preacher
I’d begin to change my ways.

Sometimes I believe in fate,
But the chances we create,
Always seem to ring more true.
You took a chance on loving me,
I took a chance on loving you.
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If I was in jail
I know you’d spring me,
If I was a telephone
you’d ring me all day long.
If I was in pain
I know you’d sing me soothing songs.

Sometimes I believe in fate,
But the chances we create,
Always seem to ring more true.
You took a chance on loving me,
I took a chance on loving you.
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If I was hungry
you would feed me,
If I was in darkness
you would lead me to the light.
If I was a book
I know you’d read me every night.

If you were a cowboy
I would trail you,
If you were a piece of wood
I’d nail you to the floor.
If you were sailboat
I would sail you to the shore.

If you were sailboat
I would sail you to the shore.

If you were sailboat
I would sail you to the shore.

Written by Mike Batt
Published by Dramatico / Sony / ATV Music Publishing （UK） Ltd
From the album 'Pictures'
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