[00:00.000] 作曲 : Stephen Lynch
[00:25.864]I can't even wish for death
[00:30.110]I drew my last breath about a thousand years ago
[00:38.904]Now all I can do is roam
[00:42.893]Around somebody else's home, haunting people I don't know
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[00:51.656]I get sad every night
[00:56.162]I look bad wearing white
[01:01.236]I'm a terrible ghost
[01:05.232]A really terrible ghost
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[01:17.215]How I wish that I could quit, cause I hate all the spooky shit
[01:24.385]I'd rather smoke a bowl instead
[01:30.229]I don't mean to be untoward but man **** a ouija board
[01:36.610]I think I'll just go back to bed
[01:41.654]Have a cry, watch TV
[01:46.166]My dad was right, he always said I'd be
[01:53.089]Such a terrible ghost
[01:56.805]Useless, lazy ghost
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[02:07.975]I dream every night that I'd learn how to scare a child or two
[02:20.182]But then when I wake up I realize I still don't know "Boo" about being a ghost
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[02:49.304]All the other ghosts are dicks, cruel to me
[02:57.034]Don't get me started on those chicks, they see right through me
[03:02.827]Man when is it over? This sad, sad song?
[03:10.009]Oh, eternity? Cool, that's not very long
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[03:14.523]I don't care, too forlorn
[03:19.314]It's not fair, I never asked to be born, and then dead, and then undead
[03:29.083]Like I said, I'm a terrible ghost
[03:32.002]A really terrible ghost
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[03:43.432]**** you, Dad