Urine, urine
 Lots and lots of urine
 I need a lot of urine so I can pee on a stick
 Urine, urine
 There's something in my urine
 I never thought my story would twist like this
 If you're in, you're in, I'm in, I'm in
 He's a man child, we don't need him
 If you're in, you're in, I'm in, I'm in
 You were born to be a mom, I am just a kid
 Urine, urine
 Lots and lots of urine
 I need a lot of urine so I can pee on a stick
 Urine, urine
 There's something in my urine
 I never thought my story would twist like this
 If you're in, you're in, I'm in, I'm in
 I'm sorry I was so mean to one of my best friends
 If you're in, you're in, I'm in, I'm in
 This knick-knack patty-whack relationship

 Urine... urine... urine... urine... urine... urine... I'm in