作词 : Crouch, MacColl There's a brand new car in your driveway And a blonde new girl in your bed You've everything you ever wished for Happy little bubblehead And you can't fill it up with promises You can't fill it up with lies And you can't fill it up with business lunches Oh but you can try Who am i to criticise you? Just a girl that you despise Welcome to designer living This is your designer life There's a big house high on a hilltop And another house in spain Mummy's little soldier's riding on the gravy train And my you're looking lovely May you stay forever young May you never get a conscience About the things that you have done Who am i to criticise you? Just a girl to twist the knife Welcome to designer living This is your designer life Who am i to criticise you? Just a girl that you despise Welcome to designer living This is your designer life This is your designer life You and your designer life