[00:20.19]Don't want to be a fat man [00:23.93]People would think that I was just good fun, man [00:29.15]Would rather be a thin man [00:33.09]I am so glad to go on being one, man [00:38.79]Too much to carry around with you [00:46.41]No chance of finding a woman who [00:54.52]Will love you in the morning and [00:57.07]All the nighttime too [01:39.80]Don't want to be a fat man [01:43.58]Have not the patience to ignore all that [01:48.60]Hate to admit to myself [01:52.73]I thought my problems came from being fat [01:58.05]Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him [02:06.37]I've seen the other side to being thin [02:14.00]Roll us both down a mountain and I'm sure [02:16.82]The fat man would win