[00:04.855][LYDIA:] Way back when
[00:06.421]I was just ten
[00:07.971]Simple and sweet
[00:10.836]Everywhere fellas would stare
[00:13.714]Out on the street
[00:16.612]And I felt used
[00:17.923]Kinda confused
[00:19.478]I would refuse to look in their eyes
[00:23.162]But now I really love creepy old guys!
[00:27.062][ALL:] We all do!
[00:28.356][BARBARA:] Gum disease
[00:29.668][DELIA:] Skin like grilled cheese
[00:31.239][LYDIA:] Saggy old asses!
[00:33.085][DELIA:] Saggy old asses!
[00:34.111][LYDIA:] It's cute and vile-
[00:35.407][DELIA & BARBARA:] "Hey baby, smile!"
[00:36.959][LYDIA:] To each girl that passes!
[00:39.776][LYDIA:] They make me blush!
[00:41.065][BARBARA:] Can't get enough!
[00:42.627][LYDIA:] Now one of 'em loves me, wants to be mine! [BARBARA AND DELIA:] That's right!
[00:46.272][LYDIA:] Marrying my own creepy old guy!
[00:50.213][BETELGEUSE:] I'm a creepy old guy!
[00:51.254][LYDIA:] My creepy old guy, my creepy old guy
[00:54.383]I'm so happy I could cry!
[00:57.530][BARBARA & DELIA:] Girls may seem disgusted, but we're actually just shy!
[01:02.776][LYDIA:] My creepy old groom!
[01:04.104][BARBARA:] Creepy old groom!
[01:06.435][BARBARA & LYDIA:] Play that wedding tune
[01:08.780][LYDIA:] Hey folks, step aside!
[01:10.625][BETELGEUSE:] I am older, but I'm glad I waited!
[01:14.222][LYDIA:] 'Cuz here comes the bride!
[01:18.409]I am marrying my creepy old guy
[01:21.555][THE OTHERS:] Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy
[01:25.757][LYDIA:] My creepy old guy!
[01:27.322][THE OTHERS:] Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy!
[01:32.016][LYDIA:] Fix his hair, get him prepared
[01:34.614]For Armageddon
[01:37.420][BARBARA:] Sure, the groom crawled out of a tomb-
[01:40.259][DELIA:] But hey, hey, it's a wedding!
[01:43.132][LYDIA:] So dim the lights
[01:44.686]Pick up some rice
[01:45.997]Say something nice!
[01:47.539]It's my day to shine
[01:49.600]I'm getting hitched to my creepy old guy!
[01:53.525][BETELGEUSE:] It's showtime!
[01:54.819][BARBARA & DELIA:]Creepy old guy, creepy old guy
[01:58.201]She's marrying a creepy old guy!
[02:01.320][CHARLES:] Have you guys seen "Lolita"?
[02:03.411]This is just like that, but fine!
[02:06.302][THE OTHERS:] Creepy old dude, creepy old dude
[02:09.932]Our faith has been renewed
[02:12.256]Now love is alive!
[02:18.429][LYDIA:] Wave your baby girl goodbye
[02:21.046]I am walking down the aisle
[02:23.640]I wanna see a tear in every eye as I pass by
[02:29.848]I know that on the outside he's disgusting
[02:32.464]And even on the inside, he's disgusting
[02:35.603]But I know that this time, I'm makin' it right (Making it right, making it right!)
[02:43.204][LYDIA:] With my family by my side
[02:48.870][BETELGEUSE:] (Oh, this is fun I don't usually dance but oh well. A dance break on an album! Amazing!)
[02:57.530]
[03:06.464]O-M-G
[03:09.089]Dressed to a "T"
[03:11.434]Fancy and formal
[03:15.098]I found me a wife
[03:16.422]L'chaim! To life!
[03:18.501]This is so normal!
[03:22.664]I was ignored, but now, I'm adored!
[03:26.033]'Cause I extorted, tortured, and lied
[03:30.464]Give it up for my underage bride!
[03:35.441][THE OTHERS:] Here comes the bride, here comes the bride
[03:38.862]God be glorified!
[03:41.704][ALL (INCLUDING BETELGEUSE AND LYDIA):] I can't believe some cultures think this kind of thing's alright
[03:47.361][LYDIA:] My creepy old guy, my creepy old guy
[03:50.492]Doesn't he deserve a chance at life?
[03:54.666][BETELGEUSE:] Oh yeah, that's right! (Yeah, that's right!)
[03:58.343][LYDIA:] Let's make him alive!
[04:02.273]I am marrying my creepy old guy!
[04:06.156][THE OTHERS:] Guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy, guy, guy!
[04:14.048][BETELGEUSE:] I have chills!
[04:15.330][ALL:] Yeah!