[00:06.00]Ready? OK!
[00:08.00]Hi! I'll be your guide
[00:11.00]I'll be your g-u-i-d-e to the other side
[00:14.00]Don't go to the Netherworld (Netherworld?)
[00:16.00]Did I say Netherworld? Never mind
[00:18.00]I'm the B-to-the-double-e-j-f-u and jesus I can't spell
[00:21.00](Hi! He'll be your guide)
[00:24.00](he'll be your g-u-i-d-e to the other side)
[00:27.00]Let's all get naked
[00:28.00](no!)
[00:29.00]Eh,worth to try
[00:31.00]I'm B-to-the-double-e-t-l-e-to-the-j-u-i-c-e
[00:34.00]yo~ho~ho~ho~(What is happing)
[00:36.00]I understand it is a lot to process
[00:38.70]But
[00:39.00]The good news is you and your spouse died in your own house
[00:42.60]That gives you clout
[00:43.70]That means two of you should stick around
[00:46.00]Lucky for you I dropped by
[00:47.00]Yeah, you seem like nice guy
[00:49.00]A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side
[00:52.60]Ask me, I've been scaring for millennia
[00:55.60]I'm the bio-exorcist
[00:57.00]Giving house's enemas
[00:59.00]Flush out all the breathers
[01:00.60]You can breathe easier
[01:02.00]Just stick with me
[01:03.00]I'm like a ghost-zombie Jesus
[01:06.00](ghost-zombie Jesus)
[01:07.00]And I do it for the love of it
[01:09.00]Money? Ah, who gives a s--t
[01:10.50]I think we're a perfect fit
[01:12.00]Come on, let's make out of it
[01:15.50]It's the perfect day to die
[01:18.20]'Cause this guy happend to be passing by
[01:21.60]To given you control on your soul
[01:24.00]To the whole being dead thing
[01:31.00]The whole being dead thing~oh Yeah