Everybody shouts on, "I love Lucy"
Pee Wee reads the evening news
A pre-owned song or a second-hand 
UziEverybody got a job to lose
Here come the golden oldies
Here come the 
HizbollahBusinessmen from 
South Miami
Humming an 
AORMeanwhile
I like Cal and his dog 
NapalmI like 
Ike and his itty-bitty 
A-bombEverybody got one, 
I want mine
You can order it up on 
Channel Nine
Meanwhile, in the 
SheratonDoctor 
Jeep plays on and on and on
There was a time but it's long gone
Janie got a crush on the 
Viet CongBurning through downtown 
SaigonBut me, 
I'm sold down the 
MekongMeanwhile, in the 
SheratonDoctor 
Jeep plays on and on and on
Guns and cars and accidents
The threatened witness, my defence
You can sell one another for fifteen cents
Well bye-bye mother, it's common sense
Meanwhile, in the 
SheratonDoctor 
Jeep plays on and on and on
Everybody shouts on, "I love Lucy"
Pee Wee reads the evening news
A pre-owned song or a second-hand 
UziEverybody got a job to lose
Here come the golden oldies
Here come the 
HizbollahBusinessmen from 
South Miami
Humming an 
AORMeanwhile, meanwhile
Doctor Jeep plays on and on and on