[00:00.000] 作曲 : Daniel M. Nakamura/Randall Park
[00:02.55]Hello, hello, Hello
[00:07.28]Hello
[00:09.78]Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
[00:11.80]And it was better than any scene
[00:13.36]You could see in Speed
[00:14.24]I hit John Wick
[00:15.33]And now I'm feeling so appealing
[00:16.70]Basically, I'm a god
[00:17.92]You could call me Hercules
[00:19.17]Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
[00:21.56]And it was better than any scene
[00:23.17]You could see in Speed
[00:24.13]I'm tellin' you, for real
[00:25.25]I punched Neo
[00:26.50]He could duck bullets
[00:27.69]But he couldn't duck me
[00:28.92]I'm feelin' so refreshed
[00:31.42]The new sheriff's in town
[00:32.68]Check the button on my vest
[00:33.63]It's Keanu with a bruise
[00:34.85]Around the oculus
[00:35.68]Now I'm just cruisin' the metropolis
[00:37.49]In my prime, like Optimus
[00:38.70]Everything is half-full
[00:40.26]I'm an optimist, haven't done ish
[00:42.32]Yet I feel accomplished
[00:43.69]Best pugilist
[00:44.87]Blessed with an iron fist
[00:46.25]Strong enough to
[00:47.17]Survive an apocalypse
[00:48.56]Any summit I could be on
[00:50.31]Any point break
[00:51.32]I could surf with my Gui on
[00:52.65]Take any fighter, any class
[00:54.18]I'mma put you on your ass
[00:55.46]Then, I'll pee on you peons
[00:56.76]For eons and eons and eons
[00:58.74]And eons, etcetera
[01:00.53]Not a tall fellow
[01:01.57]But nobody can measure up
[01:03.02]And if you wanna feel similar to this
[01:05.16]All I had to do was coldclock
[01:06.70]An icon of cinema
[01:07.76]Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
[01:10.06]And it was better than any scene
[01:11.48]You could see in Speed
[01:12.53]I hit John Wick
[01:13.56]And now I'm feeling so appealing
[01:14.85]Basically, I'm a god
[01:16.12]You could call me Hercules
[01:17.44]What an excellent adventure
[01:20.06]I wouldn't be surprised if
[01:21.01]Keanu's wearing dentures
[01:22.31]I've got a high five
[01:23.27]That can make a man die
[01:24.45]I should be with the Justice League
[01:26.57]And the Avengers
[01:27.41]Taking out contenders with glee
[01:29.45]Carefree, and as happy as can be, low-key
[01:31.82]Cause the only thing better than punching Keanu Reeves
[01:34.45]Is the fact that his girl chose me
[01:36.07]I bet you didn't think this was a love song
[01:39.36]But the reason I'm at my pinnacle right now
[01:41.46]Is I hit him in the eye
[01:42.68]Then I became her guy
[01:43.92]And her love has me feeling invincible
[01:45.88]No doubt (Oh)
[01:47.28]Get it? So I don't think I'll ever jet it
[01:48.79]Plus, he was a jerk
[01:49.96]So I really don't regret it
[01:51.30]I'll celebrate that day from now till forever
[01:53.71]Or at least till the end of the credits, credits
[01:56.28]Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
[01:58.49]And it was better than any scene
[01:59.96]You could see in Speed
[02:00.95]I hit John Wick
[02:01.91]And now I'm feeling so appealing
[02:03.38]Basically, I'm a god
[02:04.55]You could call me Hercules
[02:05.71]Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
[02:07.90]And it was better than any scene
[02:09.33]You could see in Speed
[02:10.66]I'm tellin' you, for real
[02:11.86]I punched Neo
[02:13.13]He could duck bullets
[02:14.30]But he couldn't duck me (yeah, oh)
[02:18.91]
[02:44.86]Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
[02:46.98]And it was better than any scene
[02:48.42]You could see in Speed
[02:49.46]I'm tellin' you, for real
[02:50.65]I punched Neo
[02:51.97]He could duck bullets
[02:53.07]But he couldn't duck me