[00:01.926]You can use a buddy.
[00:04.177]Don’t you want a pal?
[00:05.426]“Yes, I do! Yes, I do! ”
[00:07.177]Girl, the way I see it.
[00:08.427]Your daddy should be leaving. And you should stick around. And kill him.
[00:11.611]What? Nothing!
[00:12.613]So Lydia, don’t end yourself. Defend yourself.
[00:15.863]Daddy is the one you should maim.
[00:17.861]Together we’ll exterminate, assassinate.
[00:19.861]No!
[00:20.040]The finer points can wait. But first you gotta say my name.
[00:24.790]Go ahead, and jump but that won’t stop him.
[00:27.040]Here you got a solid plan B option.
[00:29.790]I can bring your daddy so much pain.
[00:32.540]All you gotta do is say my name.
[00:35.040]Girl, just say it three times in a row.
[00:37.790]And you won’t believe how far I’ll go .
[00:41.040]I’m on the bench, but coach.
[00:42.540]Just put me in the game.
[00:45.040]All you gotta do is say my name.
[00:47.039]I don’t know your name.
[00:48.040]Well, I can’t say it.
[00:49.539]How about a game of charades?
[00:50.790]Yes, let’s play it!
[00:52.290]Two word… (Right)
[00:53.040]Second word? (uh-huh)
[00:54.040]Drink? (No) Beverage? (No) Wine? (No) Juice? (Yes!)
[00:57.039]Okay first word… (okay)
[00:58.790]Bug? (No) Ant? (Close, but no) Beetle? (Yes!)
[01:00.981]Beetle Juice? (Wow, I’m impressed.)
[01:02.731]And all you gotta do is say my name three times, three times in a row, it must be spoken unbroken.
[01:08.231](Ready? Yeah..)
[01:09.231](Okay, go)
[01:10.729]Betelgeuse? Yes…
[01:13.231]Betelgeuse? Yes…
[01:15.731]Beeeeeeeee…(Oh, oh. This is gonna be so good.)
[01:19.981]cause! (What?) You’re so smart, a stand-up bro.
[01:22.731]I’ll think about your offer. Let you know.
[01:24.980]But I prefer my chances down below.
[01:27.731]Betelgeuse. (Yes)
[01:28.481]Betelgeuse. (Yes)
[01:29.231]Being young and female.(Yeaaaaa)
[01:30.480]doesn’t mean that I’m an easy mark.
[01:32.231]I’ve been swimming with piranhas.
[01:33.981]I don’t need a shark.
[01:34.981]Yes, life sucks. But not that much.
[01:37.232]Ok. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. (Yes)
[01:38.731]Be a doll and spare the lecture.
[01:40.731]I’m offering you a full-time specter.
[01:43.230]Are you any good?
[01:44.729]You bet’cha. Trust me baby.
[01:46.480]I just met ya. Really. it’s a flattering offer.
[01:50.482]Don’t you wanna see dad suffer.
[01:52.978]I think I’d rater just jump off. (No)
[01:55.231]I may be suicidal.
[01:56.728]But betelgeuse, it’s not as if I’ve lost my mind.
[01:58.981]So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look.
[02:03.481]Just wanna make sure I know who I’m working with. Got any references?
[02:07.230]Lydia, there you are. Are you alright?
[02:08.978]A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals!
[02:10.979]You get away from her! Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual.
[02:16.481]Betelgeuse is sexy! Betelgeuse is smart!
[02:18.479]BJ is a graduate of Juilliard!
[02:21.232]He can help. We found him on Yelp.
[02:23.731]Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him. Every word is the truth.
[02:28.732]Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse.
[02:31.981]What the heck was that?
[02:33.481]So violating!
[02:34.979]There you go, kid. Couple of five-star reviews.
[02:38.229]What was that?
[02:39.232]That was possession. Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson.
[02:42.982]Any ghost?
[02:43.729]Pretty much. Any ghost’ll do.. sure
[02:45.480]Then Betelgeuse What do I need you for?
[02:48.230]whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
[02:50.480]Hold up! Hold up girl!
[02:51.728]I’m your pal. They’re sweet, but I’m a demon straight from Hell.
[02:54.731]I know I went a little hard on the sell.
[02:57.229]But we’re BF-F-F-F’s forever!
[02:59.978]Agh
[03:02.478]Lydia!
[03:03.478]What? He was already dead.
[03:05.405]And you heard what he said. Any ghost can do that possession stuff.
[03:09.656]We don’t need that demon.
[03:11.406]The three of us alone can wreck dad’s evening.
[03:13.906]Together we can make a grown man weep.
[03:16.405]Guys. I got a dinner date to keep.
[03:18.905]Okay. So what’s the plan?
[03:20.155]Teach dad a lesson.
[03:21.406]He’s gonna freak when we possess him.
[03:24.656]So he wants the perfect daughter.
[03:29.655]I’ll lead that lamb to slaughter.
[03:33.406]Yeah. I got game!
[03:35.845]I’ll gonna make him say my name.
[03:36.846](make him say your name)
[03:38.846]I’ll make him say my name.
[03:40.346](make him say your name)
[03:41.595]I’ll make him say my name.
[03:42.846](make him say your name)
[03:44.845]Not running away!
[03:49.095]I’ll make him say my name