[00:00.66]Redneck Stomp （Album Version）
[00:02.16]Jeff Foxworthy
[00:03.10]If you've ever been on television more than 5 times
[00:06.26]describing what the tornadoes sounded like...
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[00:11.12]You might be a redneck.
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[00:13.24]If you've ever cut your gra*s and found a car...
[00:16.38]If your dad walks you to school because your in the grade...same
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[00:21.08]If you've ever been too drunk to fish. you might be a redneck
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[00:30.16]If somebody asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle..
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[00:35.11]If every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a
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[00:38.95]yard sale.
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[00:40.83]If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend
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[00:44.96]your sister's honor..
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[00:49.77]You might be a redneck.
[00:50.89]
[00:56.88]If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain...
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[01:02.97]you might be a redneck.
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[01:05.96]They always make fun of the way I talk, I them keep I telling said your gonna be
[01:09.58]real surprised when you get into the habit in St. Petersburg and say,
[01:11.89]"Y'all get into the truck, we goin up to the big house."
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[01:21.75]you've If ever financed a tattoo....
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[01:25.21]If you've ever made change in the offering plate...
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[01:29.49]might you be a redneck.
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[01:32.73]we have words in the south they don't have in other parts of the country..
[01:36.61]you come Now, to the south, we have words like...yu'nt to.
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[01:41.40]goin to We the mall, yu'nt to?
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[01:44.72]What letter does that start with, does anybody know?
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[01:50.14]I word like alot...aight.this
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[01:53.90]That's a word in Texas...aight.
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[01:57.26]Round lunch time every day, you'll hear somebody say,
[01:59.68]jeet "hey yet, naw, dju? Yu'nt to? Aight."
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[02:14.76]If you go to the family reunion to meet women....
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[02:19.27]If you smoked during your wedding....
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[02:24.42]you might be a redneck.
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[02:26.70]And last but not least
[02:28.06]if you see a says that sign say no to crack,
[02:31.07]and it reminds you to pull your jeans up...