[00:20.43]Why d'you wanna make that shit up?
[00:23.43]Why d'you have to deal in gossip?
[00:26.68]Why d'you wanna quote that rubbish?
[00:29.99]Why don't you do something less boring!
[00:38.93]
[00:39.81]You sit on your ass, tap your computer
[00:43.07]What you wrote was wrong in the paper
[00:46.20]You lazy hack typing fiction into fact
[00:49.45]What you write is crap, bad, slack!
[00:52.70]Sit right there, swivel on your chair
[00:56.01]Why don't you turn your lies to love?
[01:06.14]
[01:13.89]Why d'you wanna waste the hours?
[01:15.64]Why d'you have to rake up muck?
[01:18.84]Why do you wanna sell the story?
[01:21.84]Why d'ya have to tell those lies?
[01:25.66]Cut down tress to zombify my mind
[01:28.66]No, I do not want my London standard
[01:31.84]Or the Sun or the Star or all your tabloid blah
[01:35.28]Sit right there, sleep at your desk
[01:41.72]Why don't you print less lies?
[01:45.06]
[02:06.51]Why d'you wanna waste the hours?
[02:09.26]Why d'you have to rake up muck?
[02:12.87]Why do you wanna sell the story?
[02:15.99]Why d'ya have to tell those lies?
[02:19.27]Why don't you do something less boring?
[02:22.60]Why have you got no respect?
[02:25.86]And why are you obsessed with sex?
[02:28.98]Lies!