作曲 : Hale, Knox
Well back in 1876 an ol' boy named 
Bell Invented a contraption that we know so well 
By the 1950's they're in everybody's home 
It's that crazy little thing they call the telephone 
Now there's one in every corner, in the back of every bar 
You can get one in your briefcase, on a plane or in your car 
Chorus: So tell me why (Why) 
Haven't I (Haven't I) 
Heard from you (Why haven't I heard from you) 
Tell me why (Why) 
Haven't I (Haven't I) 
Heard from you (Why haven't I heard from you) 
I said now darlin' (Darlin') 
Honey (Honey) 
What is your excuse 
Why haven't 
I heard from you 
Well there's no problem gettin to me baby you can dial direct 
I got call forward and call waitin' you can even call collect 
The service man he told me that my phone was workin' fine 
And I have come to the conclusion trouble isn't with my line 
I'm sure the operator will be glad to put you through 
So dial zero for assistance if this all confuses you 
Chorus: So tell me why (Why) 
Haven't I (Haven't I) 
Heard from you (Why haven't I heard from you) 
Tell me why (Why) 
Haven't I (Haven't I) 
Heard from you (Why haven't I heard from you) 
I said now darlin' (Darlin') 
Honey (Honey) 
What is your excuse 
Why haven't 
I heard from you 
There'd better been a flood 
A landslide of mud 
A fire that burns up the wires 
And thunder so loud with a black funnel cloud 
A natural disaster 
I know nothin' about 
Chorus: So tell me why (Why) 
Haven't I (Haven't I) 
Heard from you (Why haven't I heard from you) 
Tell me why (Why) 
Haven't I (Haven't I) 
Heard from you (Why haven't I heard from you) 
I said now darlin' (Darlin') 
Honey (Honey) 
What is your excuse 
Why haven't 
I heard from you 
Chorus: So tell me why (Why) 
Haven't I (Haven't I) 
Heard from you (Why haven't I heard from you) 
Tell me why (Why) 
Haven't I (Haven't I) 
Heard from you (Why haven't I heard from you) 
I said now darlin' (Darlin') 
Honey (Honey) 
What is your excuse 
Why haven't 
I heard from you 
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