Let me tell 'bout a kid 
I know. We met a while ago. 
At the State 
Fair. He was showing his blue ribbon pig. 
I was thinking big. 
While I was combing my hair. 
He was never like the other guys, 
Selling curly-fries, 
Or rigging the games. 4-
H was his one true love. 
We'd hang out above 
The dunk-tank when it rains. 
Gonna step-up, step-up, step right up. 
I'm never-ever never-ever coming home. 
I'm really into the boys that work there. 
The feeling you get when your ticket they tear. 
Four days in 
May: The State 
Fair! I used to go out with this other man. 
He ran the sno-cone stand. 
He looked good from behind. 
I like a baggy kind of overall. 
They don't really show it all. 
I can use my mind 
I'm gonna step-up, step-up, step right up. 
I'm never-ever never-ever coming home.