作词 : Bram Inscore If I were you I'd drive 90 in my subaru Match my outfits with my hairdo Block my calls just to mess with you Leaving back door every night before you get up No heads up Quit lying to yourself and everybody else Thinking I'm a better version of myself Holding it together, don't know how you do If I were you, I'd hate me Quit lying to yourself and everybody else I think you're better off with someone else Holding it together, don't know how you do If I were you, I'd hate me (If I were you, If I were you, I'd hate me too) (If I were you, If I were you, I'd hate me too) If I were you I'd talk to strangers in the bathroom Making new friends, I don't have to Cross my legs on the barstool Leaving back door every night before you get up No heads up Quit lying to yourself and everybody else Thinking I'm a better version of myself Holding it together, don't know how you do If I were you, I'd hate me Quit lying to yourself and everybody else I think you're better off with someone else Holding it together, don't know how you do If I were you, I'd hate me (If I were you, If I were you, I'd hate me too) (If I were you, If I were you, I'd hate me too) If I were you, I'd hate me (If I were you, If I were you, I'd hate me too)