'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'
 'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'
 
 It's hard to be a guy like me, queer in Dallas closet-free 
 So I moved to Austin just to see! Dressed in drag my ass got beat 
 
 I'm a homo like a refuge, looking for that homo spree 
 
 'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay' 
 'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'
 
 It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo 
 It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State 
 It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo 
 It's hard to be a homo in the USA 
 
 'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay' 
 'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'
 
 San Anton became my home but I felt just like a Greek in Rome 
 So I moved to Houston for some tail but got beat up and thrown in jail 
 
 I'm a homo like a refuge, looking for that homo spree 
 
 It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo 
 It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State 
 It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo 
 It's hard to be a homo in the USA 
 
 Naked in the retrograde 
 It's hard to be a homo in the USA 
 
 'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'
 'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'
 'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'
 'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'
 
 The queerest city in the Lone Star State is Lubbock 
 Where I found my playmate 
 One thing that I must proclaim 'I'm not gay' 
 I just pretend I am when I'm drunk 
 I have a girlfriend, I'm not gay 
 
 'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'